In sorting out the laundry, I find a condom in my step-son's pocket.
I ask questions. Do you have a girlfriend? Do you kiss her? Do you get a twitch? Have you had sex?
I know you're my son but I want to be the first one to have sex with you…. After everything we’ve done together.. I need to be the first!
But when you do have sex with her.. you need to think of me.
Let me wank you off....