You’re lying in bed and you’re having penis problems. Your balls are severely swollen because you have so much sperm in them. You also have a throbbing boner that pulses with each heart beat. You’re in an extreme amount of pain and you are so embarrassed about. All of a sudden, I walk in. I’m completely naked searching for my favorite soft, satin robe that I love so much and I see that you have it draped over your crotch. I’m sweet and loving and not angry at all that you have my robe, in fact, I ask if you enjoy the feeling of it touching your skin. But when you hesitate to reply I realize something is very wrong. You tell me that there’s something wrong with your penis and I can tell you’re embarrassed. I go into mommy mode and kiss you sweetly as I console you and tell you not to be embarrassed. Mommy’s here to help, no matter what the problem is.