We both know why you're here today - you have a major premature ejaculation problem. If you've ever cum too quickly with a woman in your personal life, you're probably already blacklisted by all the women around you. No girl wants to bother fucking a premie!
I suspect that you're in denial about how bad your problem is becoming, so I'm going to give you a deeply humiliating check-up today. Follow my instructions and be prepared for a hilariously fast stroke session to my premie timer!