Thank you so much for coming over on such short notice to fix my washing machine! It's so nice having such a handy neighbor! Your wife is a lucky lady, I bet she treats you so well! Oh, you're going through a rough patch? You haven't even had sex in months?! I'm so sorry to hear that! You know, if I had a man like you, I'd treat you like a king and get on my knees everyday for you! There's plenty of women in the world who'll give you what you deserve, like me. I know you took a vow to your wife, but if she won't uphold it, why should you? You should just cheat on her, she seems like an ungrateful bitch! It's ok, you just feel bad about the thought of cheating on her because you're a good man! But I can give you everything you want, more than she ever will!